I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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