Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Just pee around me
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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