Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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