Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
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