with your own penis?
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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