Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
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I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
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And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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