We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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