Is it normal to miss your booty call?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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