My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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