Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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