That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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