Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
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Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
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She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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