wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
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2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
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THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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