brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
Randomize