question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
is this the sara with the beer cane?
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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