Don't EVER smell your tampon
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
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she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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