Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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