wrigley field is MILF paradise
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Randomize