I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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