Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I understand Curling. That high.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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