Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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