where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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