i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I got her a Nickelback box set.
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So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
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When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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