Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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