Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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