Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
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How's your threesome situation going?
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How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
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You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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