margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
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He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
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They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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