Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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