we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
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I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
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I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
God, I missed his penis.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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