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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Bea Arthur died yesterday

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  You shut your stupid mouth

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  Betty White is next, I just know it.

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  Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.

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• (212): View more from New York

  I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am

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  These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious

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• (516): View more from New York

  I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.

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• (716): View more from New York

  Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.

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  These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids

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• (661): View more from California

  If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.

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• (925): View more from California

  I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.

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• (936): View more from Texas

  but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.

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