You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
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Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
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I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name