Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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