if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
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Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
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I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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