Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Banned from zoo.
Again?
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
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Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
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Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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