i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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