Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
She has the best kind of daddy issues
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