YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
You can make out without kissing
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