I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
You're like the curious george of whores
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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