that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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