if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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