Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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