dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
