but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
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And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
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Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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