Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
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You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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