we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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