He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
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you will always have a special place in my vag
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
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I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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