She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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