So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
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She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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