At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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