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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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