It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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