some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
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Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
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welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Randomize