so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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