One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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